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Newb [19 Jan 2008|09:27pm]

la_vamp
Name: Gina
Age: 20
Why do you hate Orlando? To be honest, it's not the fangirls that make me hate him. I just loath his shitastic acting skills. Seriously, I know several local actors that can out act this douche bag without even trying. I hate him in Pirates of the Caribbean especially. Will Turner was possibly one of the lamest and uninteresting characters to ever hit the big screen. Orlando Bloom failed to make this character even the slightest bit interesting. Besides that, Elizabeth Town is the only film that I've walked out on to date, because Orlando Bloom once again failed to act. I felt sorry for his costars in that film. I mean, there he was ruin the entire film with his inability to be interesting or create any sort of emotion other than being some teenybopper sex symbol. So yeah, it's not really the fans that bother me. Every good looking star has annoying fans. It's that he's a talentless piece of crap actor, and yet he gets parts by having good looks.
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Let's Get It Started! [18 Jan 2008|03:15pm]

lenoremcdeath66
[ mood | amused ]

AT LAST! FINALLY AT LAST! The Orlando Bloom comic is gonna be up and ready to scare Orlando lovers everywhere! But first, here's the intro of the comic.
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Finally! [09 Oct 2007|06:04pm]

lenoremcdeath66
[ mood | accomplished ]

Finally, after my promise in August of my new comic, I've finished the cover! I still need to do some pages and all that crap, but now(with a new title), here's...
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Behold, The Cast of Orlando Bloom! [04 Aug 2007|10:09am]

lenoremcdeath66
[ mood | creative ]

Yes, this is the guide to the characters of Orlando Bloom: The Web Comic and you can only see it at orlando_haters and for people without a LiveJournal, http://www.freewebs.com/lenoremcdeath66. This comic has an unique cast filled with rock stars, animals, and more stuff that I cannot say. So, below this LiveJournal cut and image is a guide on some of the characters in the moment. So, click if you dare! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Stare At Orlando Madness [20 Jul 2007|06:39am]

lenoremcdeath66
[ mood | bitchy ]

Name:Raine or Maggot
Age:16
Why do you hate Orlando?

I hate him because he's so popular and pretty. And gets all the girls' attention. I just want to tear his face off!!! >:(

This is what I found on this on girl's profile(luckycyberbunny:

I live in South Florida and enjoy it fully because we don't get snow... I go to high school and love it, but hate it because it's going by way too fast... I like to write, but my spelling sucks and my grammar is not the best... I have an attraction to foreigners, and I think that multi-culture is the best... Books are great to read, and the internet is my friend... Family rules, so stick close to them because they are the ones who have to live with you and will always be there for you, plus they are your blood... I'm a nerd for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and other fantasy stuff... Orlando Bloom is my Sex God... I love watching movies and my favorites include Bubble Boy, Troy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Chronicals of Riddick, Lord of the Rings, and Elizabethtown... Love is super awesome... What I love = science; science is the study of everything; what I love = everything...


Check out my other journal! lotr_sotr!!! It's my Lord of the Rings art journal!


I like to doodle and stuff like that. I doodle everywhere, and some of my best work comes from school... sorry teachers... I drew this Lord of the Rings character, and then I drew some more... and I started a whole style... so I'm going to share them with you... Also, I have been accepted into the fanart100 challenge and I got LEGOLAS Woo hoo!! Go me!!!


Boo. Hiss. Boo. If you stare at her Livejournal long enough, your eyes will bleed...

~(M)aggot

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[26 Aug 2006|04:35pm]

insanitys_soul
I doubt if anyone here remembers me, but I used to do those "Adventures Of Orlando The Idiot" comics a long time back. I've been itching to do another, but I'm stuck on who to sic the poor ass on this time. So, I thought I'd have you guys pick for me.

The choices are:

A: Ville Valo - Lead Singer From HIM, who'd probably wind up selling Bloom to Ozzy Osbourne who'd play endless strip chess with him throughout eternity

B: Liam Neeson - Plenty of lightsaber puns....

Or:
C: Johnny Depp - Again. Although, if anyone bothers to recall, the first issue of Orlando The Idiot DID leave us with a cliffhanger, so this might be am interesting sequel...

Either way, I just want to punish Orlando in some way or another. I'm ashamed to say this, but somehow I managed to scream his ENTIRE name out in my sleep a while back. He needs to be punished for doing that to me....
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[24 Jul 2006|01:50am]

subjectivism
I've hated Orlando Bloom for five fucking years.
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[14 Jul 2006|04:01pm]

theroxburygrl
[ mood | content ]

I think this is the calender that twinni_two was speaking about a few posts earlier.
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[13 Jul 2006|12:37pm]

twinni_two
so, with the dawn of potc2dmc. our thoughts on orli?
well, mine mirror johnny's.
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[03 Mar 2006|01:27pm]

twinni_two
i have superimposed johnny depp onto orli's face in my latin homework featuring pictures from Troy.


hehehehe.
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Shameful Promotion [28 Jan 2006|01:16pm]
maniac_aly


lumos_sorting

Join! I was sorted into Ravenclaw and I love the community! The sorting application is not difficult, and you get two chances to re-apply if there is a problem with the application! The members are very, very nice and easy-going. Check it out!

_aly


PS: If any of you are upset by my spammage, or it isn't allowed, I'll delete it. Excuse me!
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[04 Jan 2006|06:57pm]

twinni_two
has anyone here in england sseen the new orli calender? it is just perfect to wipe away those winter blues.
*points and laughs*
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[30 Dec 2005|09:19pm]

under_pressure
http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/grand_finale2005/hombreatractivo.html?presentar=resultado&reciente=true&error=-2&reciente=true&reciente=true&error=-2

Orlando fangirls have hijacked the Hello poll for most attractive male -- if anyone's an AR fan, help us stop them!
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[10 Dec 2005|02:13pm]

ginger_whinger
Name: Alex (sorry about username. Had a temporary failure of inspiration when thinking it up).

Why do I hate Orlando?: Well...all the characters he plays are the same in every way except names and costumes- wooden, no-personality, "heros." The only problems with any of his movies (that I've seen) are him being in them. Although, in all fairness, he has caused me to laugh a great deal. Both because of his crappy acting and also when we first moved into our house, we were messing around with the camcorder. These tapes have just resurfaced themselves and on one of them was my sister giving a guided tour of the house. When she got to her room, there were about 5 Orlando Bloom posters on her wall. When she saw them she introduced them to the camera: "This is Orlando Bloom and I luuuurrve him. He's so hot." It was hilarious. You probably have to see it yourself to find it funny.

Overrated elfish eunuch.
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[30 Nov 2005|06:55pm]

twinni_two
some more footage for us to laugh at.

and swoon.




http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=box&p=potc2.shtml
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[07 Nov 2005|06:53pm]

twinni_two
hey, im twinni_two, twinni_one's errr, twin.

im a deppophiliac and that is reason enough to hate THE EUNCUH

p.s this the perfect comm, god is good.
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[07 Nov 2005|06:49pm]

twinni_two
i have it on good authority that elizabethtown is beepin awful, well what did they expect?????
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question [03 Nov 2005|10:19pm]
abc_16
hello, i have a question for all of you. i was wondering why you all think that orlando is a horrible actor. i have seen a couple of his movies including pirates and elizabethtown. i don't think he is a horrible actor. now i don't go out of my way a profess love to him, but i exactly hate him. so if someone could explain why he is such a horrible actor that would help me greatly. thank you all.
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[28 Sep 2005|09:50pm]

acrasie
So what do you guys think of Elizabethtown? With Orlando in it, it's guaranteed to be a winner at my house! After all, I can always use a good bowel movement and nothing gets my digestive system going like the thought of Orlando Bloom making out with Kirsten Dunst. I don't even have to watch the movie, I just listen to the trailer from the bathroom with glee.
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Newbie! [29 Aug 2005|02:54am]

cathain_thefair
[ mood | bitchy ]

Since it's my first post, let me introduce myself. :)
Name: Christina
Age: 26
Why do you hate Orlando? Let's face it, he has no talent, he's just another pretty boy making a career out of his good looks. He ruined his part as Legolas, the poor elf looked stupid! And if you read Tolkien's works, you'll know that it's the opposite. And when I think about all the great actors came from UK I don't understand why people are so obssessed with this guy.

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